Airport induced psychosis

It should be in the next version of DSM-5.  Characterized by mood lability, old-man jokes, and distortions in reality (Did I *really just see three huge owls under the overhang of the car rental place?!?)  After 24 hours of travel, we were weary.  I'd love to say that we stepped off that plane and saw how gorgeous Kauai was and felt renewed.  But all that I can say about Kauai right now is that it is dark and the locals are not a fan of street lights.  We were greeted at the hotel with shell beads to place around one another, went to our room and crashed.

I awoke at 315 am, which I'd say is not bad considering we are 6 hours behind here.  Can't wait to watch the sun rise here and start our adventures!